Michael Heilemann. If you have Dunstan's Time Since installed, this plugin uses it for the title="" attributes on the comments and posts. (For WordPress 1.5)
Author: Brian Meidell
Author URI: http://meidell.dk/blog
Version 1.5: Now works without LOCK TABLE and CREATE TEMPORARY TABLE priviledges.
Version 1.5.1: Can't remember what I did here
Version 1.5.2: Fixed count select statement to not include spammy comments
Version 1.5.3: Properly excludes track- and pingbacks
Version 1.5.4: Excludes posts that are not published, even if they have comments
Version 1.5.5: Fade old comments, fixed bug that wreaked havoc with Time Since
Version 1.5.6: Bugfix from Jonas Rabbe (http://www.jonas.rabbe.com/) pertaining to timesince
Version 1.5.7: Bugfix so old colors can be darker than new colors (stupid oversight), thanks to http://spiri.dk for spotting it.
Bugfix where single digit hex would cause invalid colors, thanks to http://www.wereldkeuken.be/ for the fix.
Version 1.5.8: Bugfix from Matthias Schutz regarding time_since.
Version 1.5.9: Added function redefiniotion protection if people use the plugin in several places
*/
function blc_latest_comments($num_posts = 5, $num_comments = 6, $hide_pingbacks_and_trackbacks = true, $prefix = "
", $postfix = "
", $fade_old = true, $range_in_days = 10, $new_col = "#444444", $old_col = "#cccccc")
{
global $wpdb, $tablecomments, $tableposts;
if(!function_exists('blc_clamp'))
{
function blc_clamp($min, $max, $val)
{
return max($min,min($max,$val));
}
}
function get_channel($col, $offset)
{
return hexdec(substr($col, $offset, 2));
}
function channels($col)
{
$r = get_channel($col, 1);
$g = get_channel($col, 3);
$b = get_channel($col, 5);
return array($r, $g, $b);
}
$max_time = $range_in_days * 24 * 60 * 60 ;
function scale_channel($old, $new, $diff, $max_time)
{
$range = $old - $new;
$c = round($diff/$max_time*($range))+$new;
$c = blc_clamp(min($new, $old), max($new, $old), $c);
$c_hex = str_pad(dechex($c), 2, '0', STR_PAD_LEFT);
return $c_hex;
}
$usetimesince = function_exists('time_since'); // Work nicely with Dunstan's Time Since plugin (adapted by Michael Heilemann)
// This is compensating for the lack of subqueries in mysql 3.x
// The approach used in previous versions needed the user to
// have database lock and create tmp table priviledges.
// This uses more queries and manual DISTINCT code, but it works with just select privs.
if(!$hide_pingbacks_and_trackbacks)
$ping = "";
else
$ping = "AND comment_type<>'pingback' AND comment_type<>'trackback'";
$posts = $wpdb->get_results("SELECT
comment_post_ID, post_title
FROM ($tablecomments LEFT JOIN $tableposts ON (comment_post_ID = ID))
WHERE comment_approved = '1'
AND $tableposts.post_status='publish'
$ping
ORDER BY comment_date DESC;");
$seen = array();
$num = 0;
if($fade_old)
{
list($r_new, $g_new, $b_new) = channels($new_col);
list($r_old, $g_old, $b_old) = channels($old_col);
}
foreach($posts as $post)
{
// The following 5 lines is a manual DISTINCT and LIMIT,
// since mysql 3.x doesn't allow you to control which way a DISTINCT
// select merges multiple entries.
if(array_key_exists($post->comment_post_ID, $seen))
continue;
$seen[$post->comment_post_ID] = true;
if($num++ > $num_posts)
break;
$commenters = $wpdb->get_results("SELECT *, UNIX_TIMESTAMP(comment_date) AS unixdate FROM $tablecomments
WHERE comment_approved = '1'
AND comment_post_ID = '".$post->comment_post_ID."'
$ping
ORDER BY comment_date DESC
LIMIT $num_comments;");
$count = $wpdb->get_var("SELECT COUNT(comment_ID) AS c FROM $tablecomments WHERE comment_post_ID = $post->comment_post_ID AND comment_approved = '1' ".$ping);
$i = 0;
$link = get_permalink($post->comment_post_ID);
if($usetimesince)
$title = " title=\"Last comment was ".time_since($commenters[0]->unixdate)." ago\"";
else
$title = "";
echo $prefix."".stripslashes($post->post_title). "".$count." \n";
foreach($commenters as $commenter)
{
if($usetimesince)
$title = " title=\"Posted ".time_since($commenter->unixdate)." ago\"";
if($fade_old)
{
$diff = time() - $commenter->unixdate;
$r_hex = scale_channel($r_old, $r_new, $diff, $max_time);
$g_hex = scale_channel($g_old, $g_new, $diff, $max_time);
$b_hex = scale_channel($b_old, $b_new, $diff, $max_time);
$colstr = " style=\"color: #".$r_hex.$g_hex.$b_hex.";\"";
}
if($i++ > 0)
echo ", ";
echo "comment_ID."\"$title>".stripslashes($commenter->comment_author)."";
}
if($count > $num_comments)
echo " [...]";
echo "".$postfix."\n";
}
}
?>
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A Poker WeblogWed, 08 Oct 2008 10:58:11 +0000http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0Comment on PartyGammon by Textbook
http://floppedthenuts.com/muck/2006/07/04/48/partygammon/#comment-624
Mon, 17 Jul 2006 14:45:38 +0000http://floppedthenuts.com/muck/2006/07/04/48/partygammon/#comment-624No, no. By 'rabid" I meant simply "EXTREMELY enthustiastic". ;)No, no. By ‘rabid” I meant simply “EXTREMELY enthustiastic”.
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http://floppedthenuts.com/muck/2006/07/04/48/partygammon/#comment-621
Mon, 17 Jul 2006 03:20:21 +0000http://floppedthenuts.com/muck/2006/07/04/48/partygammon/#comment-621Sorry. The use of the word "rabid" made me think you were slagging me off.Sorry. The use of the word “rabid” made me think you were slagging me off.
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http://floppedthenuts.com/muck/2006/07/04/48/partygammon/#comment-611
Sat, 15 Jul 2006 15:53:10 +0000http://floppedthenuts.com/muck/2006/07/04/48/partygammon/#comment-611Hardly am I harshing on your love of the peg and board!
I'm just saying I never developed the passion myself.Hardly am I harshing on your love of the peg and board!
I’m just saying I never developed the passion myself.
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http://floppedthenuts.com/muck/2006/07/04/48/partygammon/#comment-608
Sat, 15 Jul 2006 00:48:23 +0000http://floppedthenuts.com/muck/2006/07/04/48/partygammon/#comment-608I can't believe that you're shitting on my love of the cribbone. As I've said before, if there were a WCT (World Cribbage Tour), I'd be like Doyle Brunson and Phil Ivey's illegitimate love child.I can’t believe that you’re shitting on my love of the cribbone. As I’ve said before, if there were a WCT (World Cribbage Tour), I’d be like Doyle Brunson and Phil Ivey’s illegitimate love child.
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http://floppedthenuts.com/muck/2006/04/17/45/dr-turbo/#comment-182
Tue, 18 Apr 2006 04:27:20 +0000http://floppedthenuts.com/muck/2006/04/17/45/dr-turbo/#comment-182Oh, yeah... I won the "turbo" tourney, btw.Oh, yeah… I won the “turbo” tourney, btw.
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http://floppedthenuts.com/muck/2006/04/14/44/homegame-20060413/#comment-181
Mon, 17 Apr 2006 14:25:03 +0000http://floppedthenuts.com/muck/2006/04/14/44/homegame-20060413/#comment-181Tippy did do well. As well as you can do losing all your money. However, I'd like to go on record and say that losing all your money the first time you play poker doesn't make you a "s----y" poker player. Thanks for hosting Jake!Tippy did do well. As well as you can do losing all your money. However, I’d like to go on record and say that losing all your money the first time you play poker doesn’t make you a “s—-y” poker player. Thanks for hosting Jake!
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http://floppedthenuts.com/muck/2006/03/30/40/lost-nines/#comment-175
Thu, 30 Mar 2006 16:18:55 +0000http://floppedthenuts.com/muck/2006/03/30/40/lost-nines/#comment-175I'm proud to say in the lore of our game, that it was me who did the "fucking" with the nines. Of course, schoolboying Neal at the table is far from the hardest thing to do.I’m proud to say in the lore of our game, that it was me who did the “fucking” with the nines. Of course, schoolboying Neal at the table is far from the hardest thing to do.
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http://floppedthenuts.com/muck/2006/03/28/39/rules-of-the-game/#comment-172
Tue, 28 Mar 2006 20:15:20 +0000http://floppedthenuts.com/muck/2006/03/28/39/rules-of-the-game/#comment-172Well put, friends.
I don't how the game asked me, but I'm glad it did.Well put, friends.
I don’t how the game asked me, but I’m glad it did.
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http://floppedthenuts.com/muck/2005/12/20/32/partypoker-incentives/#comment-72
Sat, 07 Jan 2006 15:22:32 +0000http://floppedthenuts.com/muck/2005/12/20/32/partypoker-incentives/#comment-72Huh... I always use <a href="http://neteller.com/ab/" rel="nofollow">Neteller</a> for my poker moneys. Has always worked a treat with Party, Paradise, and all the others I've played.Huh… I always use Neteller for my poker moneys. Has always worked a treat with Party, Paradise, and all the others I’ve played.
]]>Comment on Fads All Fade Eventually by da kine
http://floppedthenuts.com/muck/2005/12/28/35/poker-fad-fading/#comment-71
Sat, 07 Jan 2006 01:38:04 +0000http://floppedthenuts.com/muck/2005/12/28/35/poker-fad-fading/#comment-71Tank Christ. That way, I can start liking those things again. In all seriousness, it will make taking loot off fuckers at the table harder, but more rewarding.Tank Christ. That way, I can start liking those things again. In all seriousness, it will make taking loot off fuckers at the table harder, but more rewarding.
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