Michael Heilemann.
If you have Dunstan's Time Since installed, this plugin uses it for the title="" attributes on the comments and posts. (For WordPress 1.5) Author: Brian Meidell Author URI: http://meidell.dk/blog Version 1.5: Now works without LOCK TABLE and CREATE TEMPORARY TABLE priviledges. Version 1.5.1: Can't remember what I did here Version 1.5.2: Fixed count select statement to not include spammy comments Version 1.5.3: Properly excludes track- and pingbacks Version 1.5.4: Excludes posts that are not published, even if they have comments Version 1.5.5: Fade old comments, fixed bug that wreaked havoc with Time Since Version 1.5.6: Bugfix from Jonas Rabbe (http://www.jonas.rabbe.com/) pertaining to timesince Version 1.5.7: Bugfix so old colors can be darker than new colors (stupid oversight), thanks to http://spiri.dk for spotting it. Bugfix where single digit hex would cause invalid colors, thanks to http://www.wereldkeuken.be/ for the fix. Version 1.5.8: Bugfix from Matthias Schutz regarding time_since. Version 1.5.9: Added function redefiniotion protection if people use the plugin in several places */ function blc_latest_comments($num_posts = 5, $num_comments = 6, $hide_pingbacks_and_trackbacks = true, $prefix = "
  • ", $postfix = "
    • ", $fade_old = true, $range_in_days = 10, $new_col = "#444444", $old_col = "#cccccc") { global $wpdb, $tablecomments, $tableposts; if(!function_exists('blc_clamp')) { function blc_clamp($min, $max, $val) { return max($min,min($max,$val)); } } function get_channel($col, $offset) { return hexdec(substr($col, $offset, 2)); } function channels($col) { $r = get_channel($col, 1); $g = get_channel($col, 3); $b = get_channel($col, 5); return array($r, $g, $b); } $max_time = $range_in_days * 24 * 60 * 60 ; function scale_channel($old, $new, $diff, $max_time) { $range = $old - $new; $c = round($diff/$max_time*($range))+$new; $c = blc_clamp(min($new, $old), max($new, $old), $c); $c_hex = str_pad(dechex($c), 2, '0', STR_PAD_LEFT); return $c_hex; } $usetimesince = function_exists('time_since'); // Work nicely with Dunstan's Time Since plugin (adapted by Michael Heilemann) // This is compensating for the lack of subqueries in mysql 3.x // The approach used in previous versions needed the user to // have database lock and create tmp table priviledges. // This uses more queries and manual DISTINCT code, but it works with just select privs. if(!$hide_pingbacks_and_trackbacks) $ping = ""; else $ping = "AND comment_type<>'pingback' AND comment_type<>'trackback'"; $posts = $wpdb->get_results("SELECT comment_post_ID, post_title FROM ($tablecomments LEFT JOIN $tableposts ON (comment_post_ID = ID)) WHERE comment_approved = '1' AND $tableposts.post_status='publish' $ping ORDER BY comment_date DESC;"); $seen = array(); $num = 0; if($fade_old) { list($r_new, $g_new, $b_new) = channels($new_col); list($r_old, $g_old, $b_old) = channels($old_col); } foreach($posts as $post) { // The following 5 lines is a manual DISTINCT and LIMIT, // since mysql 3.x doesn't allow you to control which way a DISTINCT // select merges multiple entries. if(array_key_exists($post->comment_post_ID, $seen)) continue; $seen[$post->comment_post_ID] = true; if($num++ > $num_posts) break; $commenters = $wpdb->get_results("SELECT *, UNIX_TIMESTAMP(comment_date) AS unixdate FROM $tablecomments WHERE comment_approved = '1' AND comment_post_ID = '".$post->comment_post_ID."' $ping ORDER BY comment_date DESC LIMIT $num_comments;"); $count = $wpdb->get_var("SELECT COUNT(comment_ID) AS c FROM $tablecomments WHERE comment_post_ID = $post->comment_post_ID AND comment_approved = '1' ".$ping); $i = 0; $link = get_permalink($post->comment_post_ID); if($usetimesince) $title = " title=\"Last comment was ".time_since($commenters[0]->unixdate)." ago\""; else $title = ""; echo $prefix."".stripslashes($post->post_title). "  ".$count."
    \n"; foreach($commenters as $commenter) { if($usetimesince) $title = " title=\"Posted ".time_since($commenter->unixdate)." ago\""; if($fade_old) { $diff = time() - $commenter->unixdate; $r_hex = scale_channel($r_old, $r_new, $diff, $max_time); $g_hex = scale_channel($g_old, $g_new, $diff, $max_time); $b_hex = scale_channel($b_old, $b_new, $diff, $max_time); $colstr = " style=\"color: #".$r_hex.$g_hex.$b_hex.";\""; } if($i++ > 0) echo ", "; echo "comment_ID."\"$title>".stripslashes($commenter->comment_author).""; } if($count > $num_comments) echo " [...]"; echo "".$postfix."\n"; } } ?> Celebrities at Flopped the Nuts

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    $50k H.O.R.S.E. (and Ocean’s 13)

    0 Comments Published by Textbook 1 year, 11 months ago in Professionals, Celebrities, Tournaments

    Poker has a new world champion — This article by Daniel Negreanu raises a great point:
    The buy-in for the main event has been $10,000 for more than 30 years. It’s time for a change. $10,000 just isn’t what it used to be! After all, there are $10,000 buy-in tournaments taking place around the globe on […]

    Dating the Unabomber does help

    1 Comment Published by Textbook 2 years, 10 months ago in In the News, Celebrities, Tournaments

    Jennifer Tilly Wins Poker Tournament
    Tilly’s victory at the World Poker Tour Ladies Night III at the Bicycle Casino on Thursday makes her the first woman to win that title and the World Series’ Ladies World Poker Championship held in June.
    I wonder if Phil Laak is looking for a boyfriend…

    Wil on Card Squad

    0 Comments Published by Textbook 2 years, 10 months ago in Poker Blogs, Celebrities

    Wil Wheaton is doing his poker talking at Card Squad nowadays.
    Just FYI.

    Sorry Chuckie, the girl has things to do.

    1 Comment Published by Textbook 3 years ago in In the News, Celebrities, Tournaments

    Jennifer Tilly loves poker. Even more than acting, it seems.
    Folding her hand in Hollywood
    Tilly, a 1994 Oscar nominee for Bullets Over Broadway, is so serious about poker that she recently bought a unit in the Cosmopolitan, a high-rise condo on the Las Vegas Strip to be built next to the Bellagio Hotel & Casino.
    “I’d rather […]

    Life of Riley

    3 Comments Published by Textbook 3 years, 1 month ago in Poker Blogs, Celebrities, Tournaments

    Looks like Wil Wheaton is getting a free ride in the WSoP main event as a member of Team PokerStars.
    Wow.
    I’d like to gripe about the “lucky son-of-a”, but I don’t really mind it when things go Wil’s way.

    Wil at the WPT

    2 Comments Published by Textbook 3 years, 3 months ago in Casino Play, Celebrities

    He hasn’t played a hand yet (and if he’s still alive come Wednesday, he plans to leave early), but Wil Wheaton already has two enjoyable posts reporting from the WPT finals.

    Hot Donna’s New Gig

    0 Comments Published by Textbook 3 years, 4 months ago in Home Games, On the Tube, Celebrities

    Caught this on the TiVo and watched it yesterday: E! Hollywood Hold ‘Em
    This ain’t your average star-studded poker show, people, so pay attention. In E! Hollywood Hold ‘Em, one of Hollywood’s finest opens his or her home to two celebrity friends, two not-so-famous buddies–and you! They’re playing for $10,000 in real cash, and they don’t […]

    Tilt a “disgrace” and Shaq in the WSOP

    0 Comments Published by Textbook 3 years, 4 months ago in In the News, On the Tube, Professionals, Celebrities

    Just a couple quick tidbits:

    ESPN’s “Tilt” seems to be garnering a response much like its predecessor, “Playmakers”, which got the NFL’s a whole lotta people’s panties all in a bunch.
    Poker Updates, a monthly online streaming television program covering events and issues current to the world of poker, broadcast a segment which showed professional poker players’ […]

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