Michael Heilemann.
If you have Dunstan's Time Since installed, this plugin uses it for the title="" attributes on the comments and posts. (For WordPress 1.5) Author: Brian Meidell Author URI: http://meidell.dk/blog Version 1.5: Now works without LOCK TABLE and CREATE TEMPORARY TABLE priviledges. Version 1.5.1: Can't remember what I did here Version 1.5.2: Fixed count select statement to not include spammy comments Version 1.5.3: Properly excludes track- and pingbacks Version 1.5.4: Excludes posts that are not published, even if they have comments Version 1.5.5: Fade old comments, fixed bug that wreaked havoc with Time Since Version 1.5.6: Bugfix from Jonas Rabbe (http://www.jonas.rabbe.com/) pertaining to timesince Version 1.5.7: Bugfix so old colors can be darker than new colors (stupid oversight), thanks to http://spiri.dk for spotting it. Bugfix where single digit hex would cause invalid colors, thanks to http://www.wereldkeuken.be/ for the fix. Version 1.5.8: Bugfix from Matthias Schutz regarding time_since. Version 1.5.9: Added function redefiniotion protection if people use the plugin in several places */ function blc_latest_comments($num_posts = 5, $num_comments = 6, $hide_pingbacks_and_trackbacks = true, $prefix = "
  • ", $postfix = "
  • ", $fade_old = true, $range_in_days = 10, $new_col = "#444444", $old_col = "#cccccc") { global $wpdb, $tablecomments, $tableposts; if(!function_exists('blc_clamp')) { function blc_clamp($min, $max, $val) { return max($min,min($max,$val)); } } function get_channel($col, $offset) { return hexdec(substr($col, $offset, 2)); } function channels($col) { $r = get_channel($col, 1); $g = get_channel($col, 3); $b = get_channel($col, 5); return array($r, $g, $b); } $max_time = $range_in_days * 24 * 60 * 60 ; function scale_channel($old, $new, $diff, $max_time) { $range = $old - $new; $c = round($diff/$max_time*($range))+$new; $c = blc_clamp(min($new, $old), max($new, $old), $c); $c_hex = str_pad(dechex($c), 2, '0', STR_PAD_LEFT); return $c_hex; } $usetimesince = function_exists('time_since'); // Work nicely with Dunstan's Time Since plugin (adapted by Michael Heilemann) // This is compensating for the lack of subqueries in mysql 3.x // The approach used in previous versions needed the user to // have database lock and create tmp table priviledges. // This uses more queries and manual DISTINCT code, but it works with just select privs. if(!$hide_pingbacks_and_trackbacks) $ping = ""; else $ping = "AND comment_type<>'pingback' AND comment_type<>'trackback'"; $posts = $wpdb->get_results("SELECT comment_post_ID, post_title FROM ($tablecomments LEFT JOIN $tableposts ON (comment_post_ID = ID)) WHERE comment_approved = '1' AND $tableposts.post_status='publish' $ping ORDER BY comment_date DESC;"); $seen = array(); $num = 0; if($fade_old) { list($r_new, $g_new, $b_new) = channels($new_col); list($r_old, $g_old, $b_old) = channels($old_col); } foreach($posts as $post) { // The following 5 lines is a manual DISTINCT and LIMIT, // since mysql 3.x doesn't allow you to control which way a DISTINCT // select merges multiple entries. if(array_key_exists($post->comment_post_ID, $seen)) continue; $seen[$post->comment_post_ID] = true; if($num++ > $num_posts) break; $commenters = $wpdb->get_results("SELECT *, UNIX_TIMESTAMP(comment_date) AS unixdate FROM $tablecomments WHERE comment_approved = '1' AND comment_post_ID = '".$post->comment_post_ID."' $ping ORDER BY comment_date DESC LIMIT $num_comments;"); $count = $wpdb->get_var("SELECT COUNT(comment_ID) AS c FROM $tablecomments WHERE comment_post_ID = $post->comment_post_ID AND comment_approved = '1' ".$ping); $i = 0; $link = get_permalink($post->comment_post_ID); if($usetimesince) $title = " title=\"Last comment was ".time_since($commenters[0]->unixdate)." ago\""; else $title = ""; echo $prefix."".stripslashes($post->post_title). "  ".$count."
    \n"; foreach($commenters as $commenter) { if($usetimesince) $title = " title=\"Posted ".time_since($commenter->unixdate)." ago\""; if($fade_old) { $diff = time() - $commenter->unixdate; $r_hex = scale_channel($r_old, $r_new, $diff, $max_time); $g_hex = scale_channel($g_old, $g_new, $diff, $max_time); $b_hex = scale_channel($b_old, $b_new, $diff, $max_time); $colstr = " style=\"color: #".$r_hex.$g_hex.$b_hex.";\""; } if($i++ > 0) echo ", "; echo "comment_ID."\"$title>".stripslashes($commenter->comment_author).""; } if($count > $num_comments) echo " [...]"; echo "".$postfix."\n"; } } ?> Textbook at Flopped the Nuts

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    Stupid Dotster

    I’m having a hell of a time renewing this domain this morning. Keep your fingers crossed, I guess.

    I have long been dumbfounded by online poker’s total disregard for the world of Apple faithful. I have also long held the opinion that the first major online poker house to fully support Mac users would win their hearts forever.
    Well, it looks like Full Tilt is going to make the play:
    Mac enthusiasts are a unique […]

    Fads All Fade Eventually

    Poker’s hot streak fading
    “It may be reducing down to the niche market, which would be people in their 20s, macho-man type of people,” he said. “Parents aren’t looking to buy little sets.”
    Honestly, it’s about time. The fad lasted longer than I imagined it would. It won’t be long until formerly underground interests — like poker, […]

    Is backing another player ethical?
    The issues are numerous. Perhaps the biggest and most obvious is backers playing in the same events as players they have staked, and maybe even at the same table, could lead to suspicions of soft playing and collusion.
    “I would take a lie-detector test,’’ says Lindgren, who plays in many of […]

    Last Thursday my home game reconvened after a long hiatus. I managed to triple my $10 buy-in, in addition to laughing my ass off and having a hell of a time.
    Then last night, I pop onto PartyPoker and this happens:
    Played on : 24 December 2005 12:24 AM
    Game Type : […]

    PartyPoker Incentives

    20% up to $100 Extra on First Deposit or $25 Extra on First Deposit
    Take your pick.
    I’ve actually been doing most of my online play (what there is of it these days) on Party Poker. I still can’t say it’s my favorite poker site, but there’s always plenty of action to be sure.

    Dead Blog Talking

    The renewal for this domain is up next month.
    Not sure what I feel like doing about that…

    ESPN Poker Site

    Hey, there’s actually some good content over at the ESPN Poker Club.
    Unlike this place…
    They also have play money software that ain’t half bad.

    I’m futzing around with the site, obviously. Don’t get too distressed if you hate something, but let me know anyway.
    The new theme is K2, which all the cool kids are playing with.
    I have no idea how to get you to the archives right now… Hold please… Ah, well, that’s something, at least.

    Jennifer Tilly Wins Poker Tournament
    Tilly’s victory at the World Poker Tour Ladies Night III at the Bicycle Casino on Thursday makes her the first woman to win that title and the World Series’ Ladies World Poker Championship held in June.
    I wonder if Phil Laak is looking for a boyfriend…

    Wil on Card Squad

    Wil Wheaton is doing his poker talking at Card Squad nowadays.
    Just FYI.

    Pokernomics

    Steven Levitt, economics wunderkind and co-author of one of my favorite recent reads, Freakonomics (which has a blog), is taking on poker:
    Every day, over 187 million dollars are wagered at online poker tables by over 2 million players worldwide. Recently, companies such as Poker Tracker have made keeping records of one’s own play extremely easy. […]

    What the heck?!

    World Poker Tour dips as bid evaporates — Poker champ Doyle Brunson’s $700 million offer expired late Tuesday, leaving investors frustrated.
    The company said it had tried repeatedly to get information about the offer, but Brunson declined to give more details. The spokeswoman said she did not know whether Brunson had failed to secure financial backers […]

    Jennifer Tilly loves poker. Even more than acting, it seems.
    Folding her hand in Hollywood
    Tilly, a 1994 Oscar nominee for Bullets Over Broadway, is so serious about poker that she recently bought a unit in the Cosmopolitan, a high-rise condo on the Las Vegas Strip to be built next to the Bellagio Hotel & Casino.
    “I’d rather […]

    Life of Riley

    Looks like Wil Wheaton is getting a free ride in the WSoP main event as a member of Team PokerStars.
    Wow.
    I’d like to gripe about the “lucky son-of-a”, but I don’t really mind it when things go Wil’s way.




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